Birth control? Sex education? Pregnancy? I have no idea why these themes have begun appearing in my recent comics. Sometimes my subconscious just gets on a roll. I’m sure it has nothing to do with my upcoming high school reunion. Nope. Not at all.
Years ago, my wife and I went to break the big news to her parents: They were going to become grandparents for the first time.
To my astonishment, my overjoyed mother-in-law ignored my wife. Instead she hugged me and gushed, “Oh thank you, John!”
My response?
“Hey! My pleasure!”
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Extra credit assignment: Don’t get pregnant!
