Honeymoon for Three

Honeymoon for Three

There are actually two versions of the original art. Here’s the art is as it appeared on the splash page of “The End of Summer” in First Kiss #34 (drawn by the Vince Colletta Studio):

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And here it is—slightly repositioned and reworked by Dick Giordano—for use on the issue’s cover:

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To save time—and especially money—Charlton Comics often used elements of the interior art for its covers.

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SCENE: Woman tearfully watches as her husband and her mom walk on the back with their arms around each other.

WOMAN (thinking): Maybe taking mom on our honeymoon was a mistake!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio & Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman

Sex is Like Real Estate

Sex is Like Real Estate

The original 1958 First Kiss art is to the right.

As usual, it’s from a story that provides clear romantic guidelines for young readers.

(Remember, guys, when you want to talk to a woman, siphoning her gas and marooning her in the middle of nowhere is always a good good way to start a conversation!)

 

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SCENE: A man and woman are outside. There's a Jeep or some other car behind them. The woman seems scandalized by what the man says.

MAN: To me, sex is like real estate! I want a great view…and good drainage!

Art by John Tartaglione
Color by Dan McConnell

The Perfect Boss?

The Perfect Boss?

Or, put another way: One of us is wrong! If you think it’s you, then you’re right!

The original, 1959 romance art is below…

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SCENE: Woman in a car has her eyes closed as man outside the car talks to her sternly.

MAN: One of us is wrong! And, since I’m the boss, it’s you!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Color by Allen Freeman

Sex Olympics

Sex Olympics

Below is the original romance art…

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WOMAN (crying): All those
years of training wasted! sex
isn’t an Olympic event!
Inked by Dick Giordano
Color by Allen Freeman

Doggy Date

Doggy Date

I wrote this gag for the “pet issue” of The Dayton City Paper—which runs Last Kiss every week. Yes, I do requests—occasionally. And this one was a bit of a challenge. Romance doggy style!

Below is the original romance art…which is at least as strange as the version I did!

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SCENE: A dog is sitting next to a man and a woman who are on a park bench.

DOG (thinking): Too much talk! When’s he going to sniff her butt?

Color by Dan McConnell

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