by John | Sep 13, 2012 | Uncategorized

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For some reason, I’ve been writing lots of jokes about weddings. Expect several more in the coming weeks!
Original art from First Kiss #25. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Bride and groom about to kiss at the church right after getting married.
BRIDE (thinking) Ninth time’s the charm!
Artist Unknown
Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Sep 11, 2012 | Uncategorized

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Original art from Sweethearts #44. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Some people live in the past! But I live in the future…with robot servants…and instant iSex!
Original art by John Tartaglione
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Sep 9, 2012 | Uncategorized

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Original art from Intimate #3. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking alarmed and pulling away from a man.
MAN: I don’t usually date women, but you...remind me of my mom!
Original art by Vince Colletta Studio
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Sep 6, 2012 | Uncategorized

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What can I say? I’m married to a nurse. Fart jokes. Enema humor. I’ve heard my share.
Original art from Teen Secret Diary #2.
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↓ TranscriptNURSE: Gee! I almost made it through an entire day…without making a fart joke!
Original art by Vince Colletta Studio
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Sep 4, 2012 | Uncategorized

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Today’s comic—if you’re reading this on Sept. 5, 2012—was colored by Dan McConnell. Happy Birthday, Dan!
It’s also the debut of my art intern Heather Chesnut.
Heather has been slaving away, digitally cleaning up scans of original romance art so that I can fritter my time away. (With things like silly things like eating and sleeping.)
Thanks, Heather!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man talking to a woman.
MAN: I’ve got so much sex appeal...it’s coming out my ears!
WOMAN (thinking): Wrong location!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
Art cleanup by Heather Chesnut Color by Dan McConnell