Thanksgiving Faux Pas

Thanksgiving Faux Pas

Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s Thanksgiving special effects. See below to see how it looked before Mike worked his magic. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Perplexed" in First Kiss #38, 1964.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Perplexed” in First Kiss #38, 1964.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman as they have drinks.

MAN: You think I’m drunk…just ‘cause I’m wearing my belt on my head?

WOMAN: No! Because you forgot to wear pants!

Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale Extra Stuffing: John Lustig
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Skintones: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman as they have drinks.

MAN: You think I’m <hic> drunk...just ‘cause I’m wearing my belt on my head?

WOMAN: No! Because you forgot to wear pants!

Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale Extra Stuffing: John Lustig
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Skintones: Allen Freeman

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Phoney Phallic Symbol

Phoney Phallic Symbol

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

31.5.3.1

Blind Date Lust

Blind Date Lust

Artist unknown. From Bride's Secrets #7, 1955.

Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #7, 1955.

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SCENE: Man wearing a blindfold kissing a woman.

MAN: So, this is blind lust?

WOMAN: Close enough!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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True Love?

True Love?

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Rich Girl, Poor Guy" in BRIDES IN LOVE #14, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Rich Girl, Poor Guy” in BRIDES IN LOVE #14, 1959.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for...true love!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Deep, Deep Soul Kiss

Deep, Deep Soul Kiss

Art by John Tartaglione. from the story "To Stella with Love" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione. from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman embracing (sort of) underneath a starry sky.

MAN: Great kiss! but…what was that thing you were doing at the end?

WOMAN: Gagging!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing (sort of) underneath a starry sky.

MAN: Great kiss! but…what was that thing you were doing at the end?

WOMAN: Gagging!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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