100 Percent, Almost Truthful

100 Percent, Almost Truthful

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Man Vs. Diary” in FIRST KISS #33, 1963. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman writing in a book as she talks to a man.

WOMAN: My book’s gonna be 100 percent truthful…about everything and everyone…except me!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman writing in a book as she talks to a man.

WOMAN: My book's gonna be 100 percent truthful…about everything and everyone...except me!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Damp Dormammu

Damp Dormammu

For those of you who aren’t Marvel comics fans, Dormammu is a supremely evil Dr. Strange villain. (He’s apparently even nastier when he has a damp diaper.)

By the way, although I won’t be at the San Diego Comic-Con this year,  some of my best merchandise will be there. For instance, this Dormammu comic is one of many Last Kiss  fridge magnets that’ll be making their debut at Justin Chung’s World Famous Comics booth (#5560.)

And an ultra rare, alternative gag version of this gag—I only made six!—will be at the Prism Comics book (#2144) along with a bunch of other Last Kiss magnets and goodies. Get ’em while you can!

Art by Edmond Good from the story “Vortex of Death” in DAGAR DESERT HAWK #15, 1948.

Is it just me or should this guy be thinking about something other than riding an airplane?

Transcript:
SCENE: Barefooted woman dancing in a South Seas-type native costume.

WOMAN: By the dread Dormammu’s damp diaper, I summon the magic of…Comics!

Art: Edmond Good Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Barefooted woman dancing in a South Seas-type native costume.

WOMAN: By the dread Dormammu’s damp diaper, I summon the magic of…Comics!

Art: Edmond Good Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sex? Tonight?

Sex? Tonight?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “He Loves Me Not” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

In other words, what the guy in the original art is saying: I’m a jerk. But it’s your fault.

Transcript:

WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN: Sex? Tonight? But it’s not a holiday…or your birthday!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN: Sex? Tonight? But it's not a holiday...or your birthday!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Doing Chin Ups

Doing Chin Ups

Quote from the film THE WOMEN, 1939. 

Art by Al Bare from the story “I Was a Snob” from LOVE LIFE #1, 1961.

Transcript:

SCENE: Two rich, heavy-set women (wearing expensive jewelry).

WOMAN #1: Chin up!

WOMAN #2: Right, both of them!*

CAPTION: *Quote from the movie THE WOMEN, 1939

1951 Art: Al Bare Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Two rich, heavy-set women (wearing expensive jewelry).

WOMAN #1: Chin up!

WOMAN #2: Right, both of them!*

CAPTION: *Quote from the movie THE WOMEN, 1939

1951 Art: Al Bare Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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I Like Older Women

I Like Older Women

Art by Marc Swayze. Script by Glenn Chaffin. From the comic FLYIN’ JENNY #1, 1946.

Read the entire 1946 comic for free at ComicBookPlus.

Transcript:

BOY TO YOUNG WOMAN: I like older women! So what are you…nine? Maybe 10?

1946 Art: Marc Swayze Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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BOY TO YOUNG WOMAN: I like older women! So what are you…nine? Maybe 10?

1946 Art: Marc Swayze Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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