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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 26, 2023 at 9:12 pm

   “Ohhh–it has candles!..

   …This the fanciest Jack-In-The-Box I’ve ever been to!”

   …And the flickering, dim light they give off make it difficult to see exactly what all those stains smeared on the wall are made of!”

   …I was wondering what a “Nipple Fun Store” would actually sell.”

   …And the flickering, dim light they give off makes our waiter look that much creepier! And I didn’t think he could look any creepier!”
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   “This is it!”

   “Oh–It has candles!”

   “Wait. I was talking about my penis.”

   “I know. So was I. See? Right there on the table. You’re really quite a monster. Though that candle must be uncomfortable…Oh! Is this what all those girls who said they had a burning sensation after they slept with you were talking about? Now I get it. You are really kinky, aren’t you?”
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   And the Waiter’s next line is…

   “Yeah, you look like the type who’d be distracted by shiny objects.”

   “I was about to give you both menus. But I’m guessing neither of you can read.”

   “Don’t mind if you hear screams coming from the kitchen. That’s just them making the pasta sauce.”

   Seriously, that waiter is just creepy.

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     yellowghiaman on January 27, 2023 at 11:18 am

     Excellent Jams. Exactly my thought about the waiter too. He’s even creepier in color!

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   PKM on January 27, 2023 at 12:52 pm

   I still think she looks like a zombie!

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   Rex on January 27, 2023 at 5:53 pm

   Gotta love a gal with low expectations….

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   Jay on January 29, 2023 at 12:38 pm

   This is the strangest out-of-context illustration I’ve seen here in a while. I’m not sure which is weirder: the demented look on the guy gesturing at the candle, or the fact that she’s getting all worked up over a regular taper candle jammed into a Chianti bottle.

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