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—John
More Last Kiss fun from Jenny Blake!
Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicbookPlus.
—John
When he came back that first summer, we resumed our romance…
…By the autumn, he resumed the restraining order.
…We could only date during our school breaks: mine from the Lindsey Lohan Charm School and Rehabilitation Center, and his from kindergarten.
…I thought it would be magical. Dating a hot guy named Jason at beautiful Camp Crystal Lake. Too bad he turned out to be such a momma’s boy.
…I was hoping that this time, he could stay out of jail until at least October.
…Because, even though we had broken up four times…twice at the insistence of law enforcement..,my keen sense of pattern recognition told me that things were sure to work out if it was hot outside.
…I hadn’t told him yet that I consume my mate after fertilization. I just figured it would come as a nice surprise.
…Our love was like mosquito season: prone to spreading communicable diseases.
“By the autumn, he resumed the restraining order.”
Alas, she thinks restraining orders are like promises–made to be broken!
I didn’t lol at the missing boat, but snort-laughed and scared the cat.
Wonderful, Rex. So now we have a new rating system for Last Kiss: Does a Last Kiss comic scare cats?
Mine isn’t bothered by recent fireworks or fighter jets from the nearby air show flying right overhead. But me sneezing/snorting/whatever sends him sprinting for cover.
Do with that what you will.
Okay then, Rex. Perhaps our rating system should be how scary your snorts are!
Level 1: Scares goldfish.
Level 2: Scares cats. (Well, your cat anyway.)
Level 3: Scares phone solicitors & door-to-door salespeople.
Level 4–Scares IRS examiners, ICE agents and most UFOs.
And, best of all, Level 5: Scares away power-mad super villains and power-mad politicians–thus saving the world.
Level 1: No goldfish around, so I can’t comment.
Level 2: ALWAYS scares the cat.
Level 3: I’m a day sleeper, so very few of those.
Level 4: Seen any UFOs around here lately? (I’m ignoring the other things in that category since that doesn’t support my inflated snort-laughing ego)
Level 5: One hates to brag….
…Marine bondage? That’s a new kink. …Or is it? On reflection, there’s a very old story with Jason asking to be tied to the mast.
…No boat? Skinny dipping is popular.
…Is the boat in sight? Can he swim to it?