Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From G.I. War Brides #1, 1954. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book where this art first appeared.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman casually caresses the chin of a man who looks alarmed.
WOMAN: Nice Try! But our sex via Zoom was hotter! I had so many orgasms I…passed out! Remember?
MAN: Not really! What the %$#@ is Zoom?!!
1954 Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
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SCENE: Woman casually caresses the chin of a man who looks alarmed.
WOMAN: Nice Try! But our sex via Zoom was hotter! I had so many orgasms I...passed out! Remember?
MAN: Not really! What the %$#@ is Zoom?!!
1954 Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
DJP.lk94B
WOMAN: Nice Try! But our sex via Zoom was hotter! I had so many orgasms I...passed out! Remember?
MAN: Not really! What the %$#@ is Zoom?!!
1954 Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
DJP.lk94B
You know…I always wondered if the carvers for the Easter Island statues had a model to work from.
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“Don’t suffer sudden shock darling! You’re sweet too…
…just not hung.”
…just creepy in a Scooby-Doo-fetish-villain kind of way. You know. “And I would have gotten off on it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids” type thing.”
…just not able to keep your head supported without constant help. Speaking of, my arm’s really getting tired.”
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What he can tell Janet:
“Damnit! Janet! I Love You!” (Yes. A Rocky Horror reference)
“Hey baby! You know what they say about the size of a man’s chin!”
“I asked, but she wouldn’t give me any of her underwear.”
“What’s a little venereal disease between friends?”
“Once you go chin, you’ll never give in.”
“For the last time, no. I am not Jay Leno.”
“I mean…I’m sure someone, at some point in time of human history, said that thing about chins. I couldn’t have just made that up on the spot.”
How would a Liberace stunt double know about Zoom? What would Liberace himself know about female orgasm?
Boy, those Skype people are probably still in shock….
“Someday I’m going to have this appendage cut off my chin.”
Thanks, Jams. I’ve been trying to come up with a new, personal motto. Something that will really let me move forward and conduct my life in a moral and enlightening way. And now I have it: “Once you go chin, you’ll never give in.”
Oh, in regard to Jay Leno, you’re wrong. That is Leno.
Jay’s a Last Kiss fan and he immediately agreed to appear in my comic when I mentioned that I have photos of him dressed up as Columbia at a Rocky Horror show. (Yes, blackmail does work!)