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   Dave Dell on November 25, 2019 at 5:25 am

   I know she’s a bit scary looking. I’ll leave the diverse dialogue to that master – Fine Jams.

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     Fine Jams and Jellies since 1982 on November 25, 2019 at 7:28 pm

     Thanks for the compliment and confidence. But don’t hold back on my account. You, Inteventor, Rex, PKM, and the others do just fine without me.

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       John on November 26, 2019 at 11:39 am

       I agree with Jam, Dave. Although he is indeed the master, but I enjoy seeing what you write—plus the quips of Rex, PKM “and the rest” (sung to the Gilligan’s Island theme song.)

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   Fine Jams and Jellies Since 1982 on November 25, 2019 at 7:40 pm

   “I’d like to teach you what I know…

   …but I’m not sure you’re limber enough to get your face between your legs.”
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   …so pull down your pants and let’s learn how to count to twenty one!”
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   …First off, make sure he has the cash up front. And don’t forget: merchant marines do get a discount if their ‘Frequent John’ card has five holes punched in it…”
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   …but since I know squat, it will be a very short lesson.”
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   …but I’m still on parole for teaching what I know in front of all those people in the Kroger’s produce department last fall.

   Don’t know why they got so upset. I offered to pay for those corn cobs…”

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     John on November 26, 2019 at 12:01 pm

     Darn, Jam. I missed that demo at my local Kroger’s. If you’re repeating it (after your parole, of course) let me know.

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   Dave Dell on November 26, 2019 at 5:49 am

   I finally figured out why she looks scary/weird to me. She looks like a Twilight Zone version of an android “companion” woman. Perpetual smile, plastic skin and hair. Just hose her down every week or two.

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     John on November 26, 2019 at 11:48 am

     She didn’t look scary to me at first, but that may just be because I’ve read the original vintage story where the young lady is trying to encourage the shy young man she wants to date. She pretends to be interested in one of his favorite subjects icthyology–the study of fish–to warm up their relationship. (The guy is a bit of a cold fish.)

     Here’s a link to the story “My Silent Love” in First Kiss #21 on comicbookplus: https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=69750

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   PKM on November 26, 2019 at 4:53 pm

   Thanks Jams and John. I have to admit though, you two are much funnier than me and I have gotten many chuckles from your quips and comments.

   While we’re on the subject, I have to agree with Dave Dell. I was thinking that, perhaps, she had left her mental answering machine on, but I think he’s hit the mark a little closer than me on this one. Either that or she might just be bribing the fine folks at the botox clinic… who knows.

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   PKM on November 26, 2019 at 6:34 pm

   Now I know where I’ve seen her before!!! Wasn’t this woman an extra in Dr. Who and the Terror of the Autons?

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   PKM on November 26, 2019 at 6:37 pm

   To be honest, though, she still has more facial expression than my last fiancee… looks a LOT less psychotic too.

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