by John | Oct 31, 2024 | Blog
Seriously, please vote!
Many thanks to my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale for coming up with the idea for today’s gag.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Jack Keller from the story “Thunder on the Tracks” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. Published by Charlton.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A happy man smoking a cigar and another man who appears to be scared or in shock as he holds his hands up to his cheeks. Behind them is a gloomy, but colorful Halloweenish background.
HAPPY MAN: Halloween’s over. Nothing to be afraid of now.
SCARED MAN: Except the election!
CAPTION: Don’t be scared! Vote!
1964 Art: Jack Keller New Character Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Horrific Humor: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
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by John | Oct 30, 2024 | Uncategorized
Happy Halloween!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful vampire with a smear of blood on her upper chest, smiles in delight.
VAMPIRE: You’ve been dying to meet me? Watta coincidence! I died too! Wanna neck?
CAPTION: Countess Suckula had lots of great first dates. But digging up second dates was difficult! They were always such grave affairs!
Tricks & Treats: AI Magic & John Lustig
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by John | Oct 29, 2024 | Blog
This is a golden oldie from the Last Kiss Election archives with modified art (“zombification”) by the talented Mike Pascale!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” from First Kiss #3, 1958. Published by Charlton.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??
WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale
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by John | Oct 27, 2024 | Blog
More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Mike Sekowsky from the story “I Need Your Love” in New Romances #16, June 1953.
Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
↓ TranscriptMAN: My eyes are shut tight like you asked. A surprise in a cemetery...now that’s kinky!
WOMAN: You deserve this, darling.
CAPTION: He never saw the backhoe...or his side chicks...in the very large hole.
1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Oct 24, 2024 | Blog
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Image of a man with a slice of bread instead of a regular head.
CAPTION: Last Kiss Presents:
Obscure HallowEEn Hero #2
CAPTION: Bread Boy was the toast
of the town. After he grained
fame, fans started buttering
him up. Women hungered
for him. And men wanted to
taste like him.
Or at least they did until one
day when Bread Boy ran out
of dough! Suddenly no one
wanted him! The nation goes
gluten free! Dieticians declare
him an enemy of the people!
Increasingly Crusty, he becomes a mere crumb of his former self.
But then he meets an amazing muffin at a breakfast bar. In a fancy French toast he proposes marriage. She accepts. And they live happily ever after--because they never get jammed up.
AI Art: Allen Freeman & John Lustig Hi-Calorie Humor: Lustig
Toast Man based on Allen Freeman AI Image
