SCENE: Image of a man with a slice of bread instead of a regular head.

CAPTION: Last Kiss Presents:
Obscure HallowEEn Hero #2

CAPTION: Bread Boy was the toast
of the town. After he grained
fame, fans started buttering
him up. Women hungered
for him. And men wanted to
taste like him.

Or at least they did until one
day when Bread Boy ran out
of dough! Suddenly no one
wanted him! The nation goes
gluten free! Dieticians declare
him an enemy of the people!

Increasingly Crusty, he becomes a mere crumb of his former self.

But then he meets an amazing muffin at a breakfast bar. In a fancy French toast he proposes marriage. She accepts. And they live happily ever after--because they never get jammed up.

AI Art: Allen Freeman & John Lustig Hi-Calorie Humor: Lustig

Toast Man based on Allen Freeman AI Image