Memorial Day 2021

Memorial Day 2021

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Image of a tombstone in a cemetary with two American flags on the gravestone.

Tombstone Inscription: Too Many
1776 -- Now
Beloved spouse, parent, offspring, friend, patriot and more.

Modified from a photo by Cross-Keys Media Text & SPX: John Lustig


Royal  Lust

Royal Lust

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Nina Albright from the story “I Cheated at Love” from Thrilling Romances #20, July 1952.

 

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: Doctor talking to a young woman.

DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance…you’ll
be royally screwed!

1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Doctor talking to a young woman.

DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance...you’ll
be royally screwed!

1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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A Night Out with Studmuffin

A Night Out with Studmuffin

Another titanic tale of torrid love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.

 

 

 

Transcript:

MAN: We’re young, we’re pretty, we’re fully vaccinated. What do
you want to do tonight, darling?

WOMAN: Same
thing we do every night, studmuffin…after
you take me to a fancy restaurant.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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MAN: We’re young, we’re pretty, we’re fully vaccinated. What do
you want to do tonight, darling?

WOMAN: Same
thing we do every night, studmuffin...after
you take me to a fancy restaurant.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Carla Discovers Bliss

Carla Discovers Bliss

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in a ballroom gown (or nightgown (?) who appears very happy.

CAPTION: During her quarantine, Carla makes a startling discovery!

WOMAN (thinking): I’m
delightful! I love spending time alone with myself. And dating my vibrator is so easy!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman in a ballroom gown (or nightgown (?) who appears very happy.

CAPTION: During her quarantine, Carla makes a startling discovery!

WOMAN (thinking): I’m
delightful! I love spending time alone with myself. And dating my vibrator is so easy!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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I’m Not Fat Today

I’m Not Fat Today

Artist unknown. From the story “Flight to Destiny” in SWEETHEART #104, 1951.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

I’m not fat today!

It’s true…
my waistband bulges.
And my skirt strains…
’til buttons fly!

But why?

I blame my clothes! No matter how many martinis I drink, they shrink!

Tomorrow: I will be thin…
Like a movie star! And people will sing,
“See her sexy hips! Watch ‘em swing!”

Next week: Fans praise my beauty!
Next month: I lose another pound!
And billboards show my booty!

Next year: I lose more!
And then—oh no!
I disappear completely!

Therefore…
I’m not fat that day!
Or any day!

So get outta my way!
I’m eating cheesecake–all day!

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I’m not fat today!

It’s true...
my waistband bulges.
And my skirt strains...
’til buttons fly!

But why?

I blame my clothes! No matter how many martinis I drink, they shrink!

Tomorrow: I will be thin...
Like a movie star! And people will sing,
“See her sexy hips! Watch ‘em swing!”

Next week: Fans praise my beauty!
Next month: I lose another pound!
And billboards show my booty!

Next year: I lose more!
And then—oh no!
I disappear completely!

Therefore...
I’m not fat that day!
Or any day!

So get outta my way!
I’m eating cheesecake--all day!

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