Bed, Bra and Beyond

Bed, Bra and Beyond

Original, Published Art & Text

Artist Unknown. From the story “Enchanted Love” in Intimate Love #25, Nov. 1953.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman lying in bed.

WOMAN (thinking): I’d love
to remove my
makeup and bra! But I’ve gotta look my best…in case
a man wanders into my room some night!

1953 Artist Unknown Everything Else: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman lying in bed.

WOMAN (thinking): I’d love
to remove my
makeup and bra! But I’ve gotta look my best…in case
a man wanders into my room some night!

1953 Artist Unknown Everything Else: John Lustig

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You? U? UUU!!

You? U? UUU!!

More Last Kiss fun for you (and U) from pinch-hitting writer Tony Isabella!

Art by Dick Giordano for the cover of Three Nurses #21, Nov. 1963.
(Scanned from the black & white photostat of the color cover.)

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Female nurse bends over a hospital bed to talk to a disturbed male patient who is in the bed.

CAPTION: Doctor Doctor gave Andrew the news. He had a bad case of loving U’s!

CAPTION: And unfortunately…it was contagious!

PATIENT: Utterly unacceptable!

NURSE: Unbelievable!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Female nurse bends over a hospital bed to talk to a disturbed male patient who is in the bed.

CAPTION: Doctor Doctor gave Andrew the news. He had a bad case of loving U's!

CAPTION: And unfortunately...it was contagious!

PATIENT: Utterly unacceptable!

NURSE: Unbelievable!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Trickle Down Spending

Trickle Down Spending

Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Jack Sparling from the story “Kisses $1” in Great Lover Romances #15, Feb. 1954.

 

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Image of many $100-bills in the background. Woman in foreground looks out at the reader.

WOMAN: I know
you love the trickle down theory,
Dear! So I’m
spending all your money to stimulate the economy! See? Everyone wins!

1954 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Giorgio Trovato Everything Else: John Lustig

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Scene: Image of many $100-bills in the background. Woman in foreground looks out at the reader.

WOMAN: I know
you love the trickle down theory,
Dear! So I’m
spending all your money to stimulate the economy! See? Everyone wins!

1954 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Giorgio Trovato Everything Else: John Lustig

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Humor as Sexy as a Tree

Humor as Sexy as a Tree

Happy Arbor Day!

I’ll admit that before I looked up Joyce Kilmer’s Trees, I only knew the first two lines of the poem. And I had those lines wrong.

(It’s not “A poem as lovely as a tree.” It’s just “A poem lovely as a tree.)

Another surprise—Joyce Kilmer was a he, not a she.

And third, and most importantly,

My inner teenager whooped with glee

When I saw “breast” (and “bosom”) in Tree.

You say that’s immature? Well I agree!

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story Heartbreaker in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and a woman are apparently resting after picnicking. The woman is seated on the grass with back against a large rock. The man has his head leaned back in her lap. In the background is a tree.

CAPTION: “I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

”A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast”

Wait!

Breasts? Oh, gee!
Between you and me,
Now I’m thinking of something
I’d rather see
Besides a tree!

1960 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
First Four Lines: From “Trees” by Joyce Kilmer
Everything Else: John Lustig

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SCENE: A man and a woman are apparently resting after picnicking. The woman is seated on the grass with back against a large rock. The man has his head leaned back in her lap. In the background is a tree.

CAPTION: “I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

”A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast”

Wait!

Breasts? Oh, gee!
Between you and me,
Now I’m thinking of something
I’d rather see
Besides a tree!

1960 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
First Four Lines: From “Trees” by Joyce Kilmer
Everything Else: John Lustig

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Be Sexy! Get Vaccinated!

Be Sexy! Get Vaccinated!

Be cool like Tony Isabella (and me.) Get vaccinated!

Art by Dick Giordano for the cover of Teen Confessions #26, Dec. 1963. Charlton Comics.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman in foreground touching tenderly and appear about to embrace. Woman in background looks on in distress.

WOMAN IN BACKGROUND (thinking): *sob* I love Bradley with all my heart! But I can’t compete against Carmen! Not only
is she fully vaccinated…She has stars in her ears!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Man and woman in foreground touching tenderly and appear about to embrace. Woman in background looks on in distress.

WOMAN IN BACKGROUND (thinking): *sob* I love Bradley with all my heart! But I can’t compete against Carmen! Not only
is she fully vaccinated...She has stars in her ears!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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