by John | Sep 8, 2020 | Uncategorized
Golden gag and hard-hitting humor by Tony Isabella.
Artist unknown. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers #40, April 1948.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women fighting. Blonde hits a brunette---decking her.
CAPTION: The precise moment when the Golden Girls reboot went quite horribly awry.
BLONDE: How dare you hack my account and post all my special photos online? When I’m finished, you’ll be one southern belle...who will never rise again!
BRUNETTE: *GAKK*
1948 Artist: Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Mar 10, 2020 | Uncategorized
Finally! The Last Kiss version of what really happened on the Brady Bunch.
Tony Isabella
The Original Art
Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “The Man Who Was Always On Time” in Out of the Shadows #12, March 1954.
Transcript:
SCENE: Dapper, mustached man wearing a dinner jacket smokes and speaks. He smiles slightly.
MAN: This is my story. The story of a man named Brady. But it doesn’t have a happy ending like on TV. How could it have gone so terribly wrong? It was Alice. Crafty, seductive Alice…
1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Dapper, mustached man wearing a dinner jacket smokes and speaks. He smiles slightly.
MAN: This is my story. The story of a man named Brady. But it doesn’t have a happy ending like on TV. How could it have gone so terribly wrong? It was Alice. Crafty, seductive Alice...
1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Jun 14, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN to WOMAN: But we can’t be happy! Happy people aren’t reality TV stars!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”
Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.
WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?
MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!
by John | Jun 27, 2010 | Uncategorized
Dear Future Celebrities:
Good news. You can become famous quickly and ridiculously easy. Here’s how:
Just do something outrageous. Do it in public. Throw in a bit of stupidity and sex (or violence) and — bingo. Instant fame. Enjoy it…while it lasts!
Or you can do something worthwhile. If you get famous for that then great! If not, well…at least you won’t be a total jerk!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman talking to a young woman.
MAN: As actors we can’t get arrested! But as bank robbers we’ll
become reality TV stars...
WOMAN: If we don't get shot first!
