Gravity Attack

Gravity Attack

I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.

1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4.

1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she’s very tired. There’s a man coming through her office door.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are…so heavy! Need help…fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig

4.2.3.6

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SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she's very tired. There's a man coming through her office door.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help...fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig

4.2.3.6

I Need a Man? Really?

I Need a Man? Really?

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of CAREER GIRL ROMANCES #45, 1964.

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of CAREER GIRL ROMANCES #45, 1964.

Transcript:

WOMAN (in a big city setting—thinking): Oh, dear! I need a man!but it’s been so long…I can’t remember why!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background photo: Brian Sudden

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WOMAN (in a big city setting---thinking): Oh, dear! I need a man!but it’s been so long...I can’t remember why!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background photo: Brian Sudden

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Scary Sex

Scary Sex

Artist unknown. From the story "The Loves For Felicie" in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.

Artist unknown. From the story “The Loves For Felicie” in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman biting the end of a handkerchief / hanky.

WOMAN: That sex ed film was so scary! Now I’m afraid to have sex…more than three or four times a day!

1952 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Blonde woman biting the end of a handkerchief / hanky.

WOMAN: That sex ed film was so scary! Now I’m afraid to have sex…more than three or four times a day!

1952 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Group Sex for Minimalists

Group Sex for Minimalists

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Surprise Party" in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Surprise Party” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman on bed in a nightgown holding a book as she talks to another young woman.

WOMAN IN NIGHTGOWN: Think of it as a threesome…minus one!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

40.1.4.4

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SCENE: Young woman on bed in a nightgown holding a book as she talks to another young woman.

WOMAN IN NIGHTGOWN: Think of it as a threesome…minus one!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

40.1.4.4

Dirty? Disgusting? Not us!

Dirty? Disgusting? Not us!

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and woman in bathing suits sitting on the beach. She’s crying.

MAN: But, darling, it’s only dirty and disgusting when other people do it!

1965 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

40.0

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SCENE: A man and woman in bathing suits sitting on the beach. She's crying.

MAN: But, darling, it’s only dirty and disgusting when other people do it!

1965 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

40.0

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