Cuff Her, Danno

Cuff Her, Danno

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story "Murder Mansion" in ADVENTURES IN DARKNESS #5. 1952.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES IN DARKNESS #5. 1952.

Transcript:

MALE POLICE OFFICER: Darn! I left my handcuffs at home…in bed with my wife!

1952 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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MALE POLICE OFFICER: Darn! I left my handcuffs at home…in bed with my wife!

1952 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Hipster Sex

Hipster Sex

Art by Jack Sparling from the story "Good-bye, My Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

Art by Jack Sparling from the story “Good-bye, My Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

 

Transcript:

Sure, I’m a hipster! But, I still enjoy sex…in an ironic, bored sorta way!

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sure, I’m a hipster! But, I still enjoy sex...in an ironic, bored sorta way!

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Hot Dog Surprise

Hot Dog Surprise

I’ve done this joke before, but I wasn’t really happy with it. Back then I used a cropped version of the first panel of art below. But I thought the art was too cluttered, not terribly attractive and that it distracted from the joke.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Dream Along with Me" in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Dream Along with Me” in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.

So, this time, I put together two panels of art—adding in the art below. It is, I think, a great reaction shot and really helps sell the gag!

Art by Dick Giordano and Vince Alascia from FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.

Art by Dick Giordano and Vince Alascia from FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.

Transcript:

SCENE: Two young guys. One is about to eat a hot dog and has it in his mouth. The other guy reacts startled.

GUY WITH HOT DOG: Phallic symbol? What’s that?

Vintage Art: Dick Giordano, Vince Alascia & Vince Colletta Studio

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SCENE: Two young guys. One is about to eat a hot dog and has it in his mouth. The other guy reacts startled.

GUY WITH HOT DOG: Phallic symbol? What’s that?

Vintage Art: Dick Giordano, Vince Alascia & Vince Colletta Studio

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Researching “Romance”

Researching “Romance”

Chasal  (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) from the story "My Silent Love" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) from the story “My Silent Love” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

WOMAN AUTHOR: I’m researching some sex scenes!

MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!

SIGN (in store window): Embrace your passion! Read in bed!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN AUTHOR: I’m researching some sex scenes!

MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!

SIGN (in store window): Embrace your passion! Read in bed!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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Make-Up Sex

Make-Up Sex

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Make Believe" in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN (patting her hair): Make-up sex? Sure! I’ll get the lip gloss!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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WOMAN (patting her hair): Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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