by John | Jan 14, 2020 | Uncategorized

Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Change of Heart” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman and man dancing.
WOMAN: No, I don’t think dancing leads to sex! But let’s save time and…skip the dancing!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
FK37.2.5.3
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man dancing.
WOMAN: No, I don’t think dancing leads to sex! But let’s save time and…skip the dancing!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
FK37.2.5.3
by John | Jan 12, 2020 | Uncategorized
I think “Holy hooters” is now my favorite exclamation. I can’t wait to use it in real life. I’m sure it’ll come in handy one of these days:
“Holy hooters, Reverend! It’s a pleasure to meet you!”

Art by Dick Giordano and Vince Alascia from FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.
Transcript:
SCENE: Two startled men looking at someone who is off panel.
MAN #1: Holy Hooters!
What will our readers say when they see that beautiful naked woman?
MAN: #2:My guess?
That Lustig needs to make these comics wider!
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color by Allen Freeman
FM1.1.3.6
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two startled men looking at someone who is off panel.
MAN #1: Holy Hooters!
What will our readers say when they see that beautiful naked woman?
MAN: #2:My guess?
That Lustig needs to make these comics wider!
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color by Allen Freeman
FM1.1.3.6
by John | Jan 7, 2020 | Uncategorized

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.
Transcript:
Scene: Woman on a bed or couch with her head in her hands, thinking pensively.
WOMAN (thinking): Mom was right! If you don’t charge men for the first lap dance…they never respect you!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
FK11.1.3.6
↓ TranscriptScene: Woman on a bed or couch with her head in her hands, thinking pensively.
WOMAN (thinking): Mom was right! If you don’t charge men for the first lap dance...they never respect you!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
FK11.1.3.6
by John | Jan 2, 2020 | Uncategorized
From now on, I intend to answer all phone solicitors, survey takers and wrong phone numbers (anyone asking for money) with this punchline.

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from “You’re Fired, Darling!” Career Girl Romances #45, 1964.
Transcript:
Nominated for the Phone Survey Hall of Fame!
WOMAN TALKING ON PHONE: You wanna know my New Year’s resolutions? Gee, mister, it’s kinda personal, but…I resolvedto have more sex! So, uh…What are you wearing?
1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptNominated for the Phone Survey Hall of Fame!
WOMAN TALKING ON PHONE: You wanna know my New Year’s resolutions? Gee, mister, it’s kinda personal, but...I resolvedto have more sex! So, uh...What are you wearing?
1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk25
by John | Dec 8, 2019 | Uncategorized

The original art as it appeared in FIRST KISS #20 (1961) by Vince Colletta Studio.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman with her head in her hands as if crying or just really upset or depressed.
WOMAN: Apologize! Or I’ll never talk to you again! Except during sex!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
FK20.1.2.4
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with her head in her hands as if crying or just really upset or depressed.
WOMAN: Apologize! Or I'll never talk to you again! Except during sex!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
FK20.1.2.4