by John | Apr 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
Guns…the ultimate birth control!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to her mom): Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know...protection!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
by John | Apr 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
Once upon a time I submitted this comic to a newspaper and was surprised to have it rejected–not because it dealt with sex, but because the gag “didn’t make sense.” The editor told me that if the man is the young woman’s father then he “has to know where babies come from.”
Sigh. So much for absurdist humor.
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptYOUNG WOMAN (to her father): Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?
FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!
by John | Mar 12, 2005 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
