Stop Undressing Me
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WOMAN: Stop undressing me with your eyes!
WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!
WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!
Graduate With Honors
If only getting a job was this easy…
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WOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
Sex For Dinner
I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…
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MAN: Well? I'm waiting? What's for dinner, woman?
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
High Caliber Romance
Guns…the ultimate birth control!
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WOMAN (to her mom): Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know...protection!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
The Mystery Of Babies
Once upon a time I submitted this comic to a newspaper and was surprised to have it rejected–not because it dealt with sex, but because the gag “didn’t make sense.” The editor told me that if the man is the young woman’s father then he “has to know where babies come from.”
Sigh. So much for absurdist humor.
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YOUNG WOMAN (to her father): Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?
FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!
FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!
