Getting Her Jollies
Merry Christmas–if you celebrate Christmas. And if you don’t–go celebrate something else!
WOMAN: Golly, Santa! After that…who wouldn’t be jolly?
TEXT BOX: Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas–if you celebrate Christmas. And if you don’t–go celebrate something else!
Before anyone can ask, I’ll confess the obvious. Unlike almost all Last Kiss comics, this piece isn’t a revamp of old romance comic art.
Colorist extraordinaire Allen Freeman penciled and inked this one himself.
And all I can say is–wow!
Sure…as long as I can pretend you’re someone else.
Before you criticize anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they’re a mile away and barefoot.
–Anonymous
Now the average reader might respond to this comic by saying something like:
1. You idiot! You’ve misspelled “Holy.”
But you’ve figured out that this alternative spelling is a pun. And maybe it isn’t that funny to most people. But you’re the exception and think it’s hilarious.
2. “Hey, wait a minute!” protests the average reader. “If she’s having sex, how come she’s dressed? And how come she’s standing or at least sitting up?”
Fortunately, you’ve figured out that the earthquake has thrown her off the bed and her clothes (which were also airborne) landed on her.
There! Aren’t you glad you didn’t have to ask?