by John | Dec 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
Apply today for the Last Kiss Sex Education-Home Learning Course and get a free lecture from my mom. Extra guilt now available!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman on leaning back on couch/sofa--looking apprehensively at a man who has his back to us.
WOMAN: No sex ‘til we’re married…
or at least pregnant!
MAN (thinking): ?!!
by John | Nov 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
Virginity: The gift that keeps on not giving.
Also funny in German!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women talking. One is holding a book.
WOMAN WITH BOOK: It says boys prefer girls who are virgins!
WOMAN WITHOUT BOOK: Then I’ll stay a virgin forever!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Nov 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Welcome to Virgin Err…the airline that makes you feel like it’s your first time. Flying Virgin is like a trip back in time. So–if you’re late–it isn’t our fault!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women talking. One is in the background and looks worried. The other is in the foreground and is patting her hair as she smiles.
WORRIED WOMAN: Golly! Should my boyfriend and I stay virgins or…?
SMILING WOMAN: Well, you can! But trust me…it’s too late for him!
by John | Nov 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids, sex is only dirty and disgusting…if you’re doing it right.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside a building. They may be in an alley.
MAN: Sex outside marriage is…
disgusting!
WOMAN: So let’s go inside...where no one’ll see us!
by John | Oct 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young man and woman heading towards a big house.
MAN: My parents are gone! So now’s our chance…
WOMAN: At last! We can watch R-rated movies!
Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano
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