by John | Mar 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
Oh, crud. Running this gag made me realize that I’m long overdue for a visit to my own dentist’s torture chamber. (I got the reminder card a year or so ago–and promptly forgot about it.) Time for an appointment. Arrrgh
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman smiling in dentist chair. Dentist is standing next to her and smiling.
WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Feb 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think I’ve played my last game of Twister®–dressed for it or not. I can still Twist. It’s the untwisting afterward I’m worried about.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young man and woman are coming inside through a doorway. On the other side of the doorway, greeting them with big smiles are a somewhat older man and woman. The young woman is wearing a skirt.
YOUNG WOMAN: Sure! I’d love to play Twister®! But I’m not really dressed
for it!
OLDER MAN: With luck...By the end of the evening...none of us will be!
by John | Feb 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
In 2001, I interviewed Dick Giordano about romance comics for my Last Kiss comic book series and Dick kindly loaned me a ton of his old romance cover art to illustrated the piece.
I only used a small fraction of the art for the interview. My intention–with Dick’s approval–was to use the remainder of the scans for art in future Last Kiss projects. Unfortunately, there were some problems.
The scans were from aging, sometimes discolored, and occasionally very dirty stats of old romance covers. Even worse (from my viewpoint) at least half of them had Zip-a-tone as part of the art which tend to create moiré patterns when scanned.
Cleaning ’em up was a lot of work and–in some cases–was beyond my abilities at that time. So I shelved most of it.
Ten years later, I’ve finally started dipping into the scans–using the cleanest of them. And what a joy they are!
I think today’s comic is particularly gorgeous. And it’s just plain fun for me to see how colorist Allen Freeman responds to this lush, detailed art. Frankly, I think it’s some of Allen’s best coloring. (More to come in the weeks and months ahead.)
The art for today’s gag presented somewhat of a dilemma for me. The broken heart on the cover was originally there as a place where the publisher could hype the cover story. But I really didn’t need the space for the gag I dreamed up.
I tried using different text to fill the space. But it all seemed to take away from the main gag. So I finally opted for just an empty, broken heart–which is probably more symbolically appropriate than anything I could write.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Deck scene on a ship--possibly a cruise ship. In the background a beautiful woman is embracing with a ship's officer. They appear to be about to kiss.
In the foreground is a distressed woman looking back at the couple. In front of her is a large, cartoonish heart.
BACKGROUND WOMAN: This is my maiden voyage!
OFFICER: Not for long!
FOREGROUND WOMAN: Oh, barf!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Dec 28, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?
MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!
SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!
ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Dec 26, 2010 | Uncategorized
Silliest (and Coolest) Christmas Moment
So I start to unwrap a gift, but then I see that my daughter and her hubby are opening our “big” present to them. It’s a Kindle.
I’m excited because–well, I’m a guy. I love gadgets. And I’ve never actually seen a Kindle. And deep down I have electronic lust.
(Now, I’m too cheap to buy myself hi-tech gadgets. Most of the time. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want ’em.)
“I hope you like it,” I say with hardly a trace of jealousy. “I’m sorta curious about that [Kindle.] I’ve thought about…uh, maybe getting one.”
Everyone just stops and looks at me.
Now I’m confused. Then I look down and see that the gift I’m unwrapping is a Kindle.
Gosh! It’s almost like Santa knew what I wanted!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman smiling at a man.
WOMAN: Me? innocent? Sure…if that’s what turns you on!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani