by John | Jun 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: I can’t describe how happy I feel!
WOMAN: You don’t have to! I feel the happiness too...pressing up against me!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | May 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
I apologize if the world ends before you get a chance to read this. If you do read this then congratulations. Apparently your life is now complete.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying.
WOMAN: I wasn’t raptured! all those years of being a virgin...wasted!
by John | May 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
And if you believe that…don’t blame me!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Distressed woman looks at man and woman who are behind her.
WOMAN: I can’t blame him! It’s my fault for not being a complete slut!
Artist unknown
by John | May 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: You’re too sexy to be just a friend! But you’d make a great ex-husband!
by John | Apr 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman sitting in a room.
WOMAN: I’m sitting pretty! But I
prefer...on-my-back gorgeous!
