One is the Lonliest Number…to Love
You’re the one I love. No, wait! You must be the two. Unless, of course, you’re the three…
Cover art for Falling in Love #62 (1963) by John Romita, Sr.
Maid or Wife?
He was looking for a maid. He settled for a wife…
Big Plans for Tonight
Art by Matt Baker from the cover of Wartime Romances #10, 1952. 46 minutes ago
His “big plans” are…
—taking her home to meet his parents? (Mom just made parole!)
—playing bingo at church? (Grand prize? A life-sized crucifix!)
—watching sexual hygiene shorts at the asylum? (Two-for-one night if you have a split personality.)
Or maybe he has something even more exciting planned.
See? That’s how to do it!
WOMAN ON SIDEWALK: See? That’s how you do it! Now pucker up and let’s make a baby!
Pencils (and possibly inks) by Matt Baker from cover of Pictorial Romances #20 1953.
The real reason cruise control was invented…
(Art by Dan De Carlo and gag possibly by Stan Lee)
“That” Girl!
“That kind” of girl is my kind of girl…
Cover detail from Girls’ Romances #113 (1965.) Art by Jay Scott Pike.
‘Til Death Do We Part? Or Maybe Longer!
They said it was a romance that wouldn’t last, but…ick!
The Old Battle Ax
She wasn’t ready for death. Or that “battle axe” pun in the title…
Part-Time Wife: Apply Now!
Lousy pay. No health plan. But at least it’s work.
You Make Me So Hot!
You make me so hot! When we kiss, I can’t think of anything, but…oh, look! The ceiling needs a fresh coat of paint!
