Sob Sister!
Sob Sister is obviously one of those people who thrives on misery. But at least she gets a super power out of it. The downside is that her version of Kryptonite is being happy. Give her a big box of chocolates or a passionate kiss…and she feels weak. A Sex and the City marathon renders her utterly helpless. And that’s so sad…I suddenly feel like wearing a cape and thwarting crime!
By the way, if this comic looks familiar then it’s probably because I’m recycling a few comics as I get up to speed doing three comics a week on GoComics. But a lot of the old-timers are getting a face lift–new color and revised dialogue. Hopefully, they’ll be even better the second time around.
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CAPTION: Bitten by a radioactive shoe salesman, Cyndi Snifflepod undergoes a strange transformation! Whenever she cries, Cyndi becomes Sob Sister…the world’s mightiest bargain hunter!
SCENE: Man and woman talking.
WOMAN: Quick! the orphans need new clothes! Make me...suffer!
MAN: Why bother? A fat failure like you...can’t help anyone!
CAPTION: Instantly, Cindy's tough persona dissolves into a tear-streaked super shopper feared in retail outlets across the GALAXY...SOB SISTER!
MAN: My poor darling! No bargain is worth this much pain!
MAN: You’re right! (Sniff) m-maybe you could....do the shopping for me!
SILENCE
MAN: Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Blubber Butt!
©2009 Last Kiss Inc
SCENE: Man and woman talking.
WOMAN: Quick! the orphans need new clothes! Make me...suffer!
MAN: Why bother? A fat failure like you...can’t help anyone!
CAPTION: Instantly, Cindy's tough persona dissolves into a tear-streaked super shopper feared in retail outlets across the GALAXY...SOB SISTER!
MAN: My poor darling! No bargain is worth this much pain!
MAN: You’re right! (Sniff) m-maybe you could....do the shopping for me!
SILENCE
MAN: Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Blubber Butt!
©2009 Last Kiss Inc
