Time To Be Me
Yes, being yourself takes time. For me, it’s a life long job. I’ve thought about taking a vacation from being myself, but it never seems to work out.
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WOMAN (putting on me): Being me takes forever!
Virgin Hopes
Hope springs eternal. And so, apparently, does virginity!
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WOMAN #1: I'm a virgin!
WOMAN #2: Again?
WOMAN #2: Again?
PMS Woman
I have to admit, I have no idea what PMS Woman’s super powers really are. Any ideas? If you’ve got suggestions and want to share them with me and other readers, you can post them on GoComics here in the comments section.
GoComics will purge comments which are considered offensive. So don’t go nuts, but definitely have fun!
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CAPTION: During every full moon Tallulah Tearwell becomes a living dynamo of emotional energy...capable of feats far beyond the ken of mortal man! Thus is born the legend of the unlikeliest superhero of all...PMS Woman!
MAN (offpanel) screaming: Wait! come back! The quicksand is sucking me under! I...ggglubb!
PMS WOMAN: That look of horror...can mean only one thing! He thinks I'm fat!
PMS WOMAN: Must go...shopping...before it's too late!
MAN (offpanel) screaming: Wait! come back! The quicksand is sucking me under! I...ggglubb!
PMS WOMAN: That look of horror...can mean only one thing! He thinks I'm fat!
PMS WOMAN: Must go...shopping...before it's too late!
Two-fisted stewardess
This is one of the first Last Kiss gags I ever wrote…and it’s probably still my wife’s favorite gag. One thing that’s different, though, is that my colorist Allen Freeman has given the characters a new look. No longer all white. And certainly not blonde. It’s nice to have a little diversity–something that was extremely scarce in the original romance comics.
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PASSENGER: Stewardess, how about a gin and tonic?
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Sure, I could use a drink!
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Sure, I could use a drink!
Pregnant? Who?
This guy is either very twisted–or very naive. I’m not sure which. The original version of the gag started out with just the woman speaking. And that’s how it’ll appear (soon I hope) when GoComics offers it as one of several Last Kiss cellphone wallpapers. Since cell screens are so small, I limited myself to six words or less for all gags.
But when I decided to recycle the comic for the web, I had more room for text. Hence the extra gag–and the new twist.
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WOMAN: One of us is pregnant!
MAN: I hope it's me!
MAN: I hope it's me!
