Tell Me Everything…
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WOMAN (to man): Tell me
everything about yourself...Starting with your bank account!
Art by Luis Dominguez
everything about yourself...Starting with your bank account!
Art by Luis Dominguez
We’ve Texted, Sexted and Now…
I apologize for the totally &@%xted quality of today’s gag. I blame it on yesterday’s Halloween candy. I obviously didn’t eat enough.
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WOMAN: First we texted! Then we sexted! And now?
MAN: We break upxted!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
MAN: We break upxted!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Zombody to Watch Over Me
We wrap up our three-part Halloween zombie fest with—I think—the funniest of the bunch. As well as the bloodiest.
Credit for the gag and the gore go to monster-maker Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike.
To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.
Happy Halloween, everybody. And look out for the walking dead—especially if they’re cartoonists!
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SCENE: A zombie is eating embracing a girl, eating her brains. She doesn't seem to mind.
GIRL: I know he has his flaws…but I’ve
forgotten them for some reason!
ZOMBIE: MMMM...BRAAAINS!
Text and vintage art zombified by Make Pascale.
Original art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia.
Pre-zombie color by Allen Freeman
GIRL: I know he has his flaws…but I’ve
forgotten them for some reason!
ZOMBIE: MMMM...BRAAAINS!
Text and vintage art zombified by Make Pascale.
Original art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia.
Pre-zombie color by Allen Freeman
Zombie Perfection
Our Zombie Week celebration continues—courtesy of Mike Pascale. You won’t want to miss the Halloween installment…if you have any bra-a-a-ins!
To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.
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SCENE: Zombie at the table with a bowl of brains. Young woman and an older woman look on.
YOUNG WOMAN: He doesn’t
get drunk, cheat or fart! And I never have to cook!
OLDER WOMAN: The perfect man!
ZOMBIE: Braaains!
Art zombified by Mike Pascale
YOUNG WOMAN: He doesn’t
get drunk, cheat or fart! And I never have to cook!
OLDER WOMAN: The perfect man!
ZOMBIE: Braaains!
Art zombified by Mike Pascale
Leftovers Again
Once again, we’re celebrating Halloween with a week of Last Kiss zombies. This year (as well as last year) artist/humorist Mike Pascale transformed my silly romance characters into even sillier zombies.
To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.
You can see more of the awesome Mr. Pascale’s art here and more of his humor in his Beer Abby web column. Thanks, Mike!
Here’s the original art (before Mike zombified it.) Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. Color by Allen Freeman
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SCENE: Young woman in kitchen with zombie mom. Zombie mom is holding a bowl of brains.
WOMAN: Hey, Mom! What’s for dinner?
ZOMBIE MOM: Braaains!
WOMAN: Again?
Vintage art zombified by Mike Pascale
WOMAN: Hey, Mom! What’s for dinner?
ZOMBIE MOM: Braaains!
WOMAN: Again?
Vintage art zombified by Mike Pascale
