It Don’t Mean a Thing if You Don’t Have That Bling

It Don’t Mean a Thing if You Don’t Have That Bling

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SCENE: A woman and man are outside a jewelry store looking through a window at some rings.

WOMAN: Sure You can say it with flowers!

MAN: But with diamonds...you can #@%& scream it!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
©2011 Last Kiss Inc
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The Perfect Excuse…Eventually!

The Perfect Excuse…Eventually!

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WOMAN: I suppose you must have a good excuse!

MAN: Absolutely! And I’ll let you know what it is...as soon as I think of it!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Stars

Maybe you can’t be on Dancing with the Stars. But you can feel better—or at least make me feel better—by buying this Last Kiss gag as a birthday card. Free shipping.

More Dancing with the Stars Fantasies…

Hmm. I’m not sure where this photo originally came from, but thanks to Last Kiss fan “Cubby” who alerted me to these possible “Dancing” Stars.

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WOMAN: Another year older and I still haven't danced with the stars!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Tip Waiter…and Wife?

Tip Waiter…and Wife?

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MAN: I never tip! Why should I?

WOMAN: Maybe so the waiter won’t spit in your food...like I do!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Disturbing Love Advice from Your Mom

Disturbing Love Advice from Your Mom

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YOUNG WOMAN CRYING: Oh, Mom! Can I trust him?

MOM: Sure! Just not with me…’cause apparently I’m smokin’ hot!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

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