Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport!

Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport!

Below is the original 1965 romance comic art. Football, hockey, skiing—they’re okay. But sisters stealing each others boyfriends? Now that’s a sport!

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SCENE: Two women talking.

FIRST WOMAN: The paternity tests are back!

SECOND WOMAN: So, who’s the lucky dad? The ski team? or the Hockey team?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Beauty Sleeps

Beauty Sleeps

And here’s an alternative universe version of reality–the original romance art and text from the early 1960s…

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SCENE: Someone talking to an unhappy man.

SPEAKER: Great first date! But I need a nap…before my sex change tomorrow!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Smooch Emergency

Smooch Emergency

And here’s the original romance art. Click to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman standing in a doorway, looking wide-eyed at a man kissing another woman (or man?)

WOMAN IN DOORWAY: So, it’s not a kiss? it’s mouth-to-mouth resexitation?

Pencils by Vince Colletta Inks by Dick Giordano


The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan

The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan

And here’s the original romance art—before it got the Last Kiss update:

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SCENE: A woman looks sad.

WOMAN (thinking): I’ll say it’s a miracle! Another virgin birth!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Tonight’s Special…a Man!

Tonight’s Special…a Man!

And here’s the original romance art. A woman goes to a restaurant—hoping to woo one of the waiters. But he’s not there. Obviously, she shouldn’t leave a tip.

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SCENE: Woman talking to waiter or maitre d'.

WOMAN: Table for two! Preferably with a single man attached!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

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