by John | Oct 25, 2012 | Uncategorized
The art as it was first colored for me by Allen Freeman. I used it this way in one of my previous Last Kiss gags. Click image to enlarge.
Prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little grossed out.) Mike Pascale is back with more horror-themed Last Kiss comics for Halloween.
As in past years, Mike has taken some old Last Kiss art and revamped it to include monsters. Unlike past years, though, I didn’t write any of the jokes. Mike dreamed up all four gags himself.
And these gags are killer good!
(Or killer bad if you’re squeamish about gore.)
Below is the original art from First Kiss #20 (1961.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman scolding a werewolf boyfriend. The werewolf has bloody lips.
WOMAN: I said meet my parents, not eat them!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Joke & Wolfication: Mike Pascale
by John | Oct 23, 2012 | Uncategorized
Just so you know, in my version of reality Miss Foster quit the Left-Handed Paper Clip Company later that year.
She then started her own corporation, Digital Paper Clips (“For all your digital paper needs.”)
She eventually sold the company; married a Mr. Robinson (briefly); and invested half her money in plastics and the rest in an online dating service called Cougars.R.Us.com
She is much richer and happier than you.
Original art (left) from First Kiss #4 (1958.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Older man smoking a cigar is talking two a man and a woman. Although we don't see the background, it's apparently in an office or work setting.
OLDER MAN: Bob’s in charge of brown nosing! And you’re
in charge of doing all the actual work!
Art: Vince Colleta Studio
Cleanup: Heather Chesnut
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Oct 21, 2012 | Uncategorized
Click on image to enlarge the original 1951 art from Sweethearts #104.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Sure! Date anyone you want...as long as she’s me!
Artist unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Oct 18, 2012 | Uncategorized
The original art (below) is from First Kiss #3, 1958. Click on image to enlarge.
Click image to enlarge.
The Story:
Stella has been dating Bill (the guy in panel 2.) But, when he tries to take her for a ride, she breaks up with him.
Why? Because she’s still in love with her old beau—Denny.
Unaware that fickle Stella is once again in the mood for love (and sex?), Denny decides to leave town—for good.
Fortunately, Stella discovers that Denny is taking the next train out of town. And so…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Sure! I’ve had sex! Uh, wait! You mean with someone else?
Art: John Tartaglione
Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell
by John | Oct 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
Joking aside, we all know that only some women are like cars.
Most women are more like bicycles. No driver’s licenses are required. Simple to maintain. Easy to ride. Crash helmets recommended.
Only fast, expensive women are like cars.
The original art (right) is from First Kiss #4, 1958.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A mom is talking to her daughter.
MOM: Sweetie, women are like cars! Men want ‘em more…before they stick their keys in and drive away!
Art: John Tartaglionei
Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell
