Safe at Home

Safe at Home

Today’s comic is for my own baseball-loving, redhead at home: Shelagh.

Art by Bill Ward from the story "Rapture at Homecoming Time" from DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” from DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman talking to a man who’s dressed as a baseball player.

WOMAN: I’m throwing myself at you! Easy score! Why aren’t you swinging?

BASEBALL PLAYER: I was traded to a redhead at home!
Art: Bill Ward Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Blonde woman talking to a man who's dressed as a baseball player.

WOMAN: I’m throwing myself at you! Easy score! Why aren’t you swinging?

BASEBALL PLAYER: I was traded to a redhead at home!
Art: Bill Ward Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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Almost Not Pregnant

Almost Not Pregnant

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story "Murder Mansion" in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

 
Transcript:

STARTLED WOMAN: Pregnant? But, Doctor…that’s impossible! I’m almost a virgin!
Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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STARTLED WOMAN: Pregnant? But, Doctor…that’s impossible! I’m almost a virgin!
Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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Orgasms? Natural Or…

Orgasms? Natural Or…

Man made or “natural”—I’m for them!

Art by John Celardo from the story "Day of Reckoning" from ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

Art by John Celardo from the story “Day of Reckoning” from ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.


 
Transcript:

MAN (who is vaguely dressed like a scientist): Female orgasms are like global warming! I don’t believe they’re man made!

Art: John Celardo Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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MAN (who is vaguely dressed like a scientist): Female orgasms are like global warming! I don’t believe they’re man made!

Art: John Celardo Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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First Time Dad

First Time Dad

FIRST KISS 37.2.5.2

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Change of Heart” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN: Honey, you’re going to be a dad!

MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
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WOMAN: Honey, you’re going to be a dad!

MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
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Mommy’s Special Book

Mommy’s Special Book

Artist unknown. From the story "The Case of the Crafty Collaborators" in AMERICA'S BEST COMICS #26, 1948.

Artist unknown. From the story “The Case of the Crafty Collaborators” in AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #26, 1948.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN WITH BOOK: Remember, sweetie, you Mustn’t ever read Mommy’s diary…even after it becomes a best seller!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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WOMAN WITH BOOK: Remember, sweetie, you Mustn’t ever read Mommy’s diary…even after it becomes a best seller!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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