by John | May 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
The world would be a better place if some people (insert name of your least favorite politician, relative or coworker) skipped work and read comics. Of course, I’m not talking about you. But some people…definitely.
In fact, we could probably avoid most wars if people just stayed home and read comics. Hmm…imagine that. Comics reading for world peace!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: So much to do--so little time to ignore it all and read comics!
by John | May 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
The longest of long-time readers might recognize this as a modified version of the first Last Kiss comic ever published–way back in 1996! Yes, this is the twisted silliness that launched the vast Last Kiss empire.
The moral of this story? Kids, don’t listen to your parents! You can make a living being a smart ass!
↓ TranscriptScene: Couple in bathing suits at beach. Woman crying.
MAN: Honey, please! Next time you bury me in the sand...don't put me in a casket!
WOMAN: My other husbands never minded when I buried
them!
by John | May 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ll be back to sexy silliness next week, but I’ve been having fun with mother-themed jokes this week. Why? Well, it’s probably because I recently created a zillion Mother’s Day gags for a greeting card manufacturer. So I’ve still got mom gags oozing from my veins.
But it’s also because this hasn’t been an easy year for the Mother Obviously Superior of the Lustig clan. So I’m really grateful that she’s back on her feet–and ready to correct my grammar–again. It’s been awhile. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
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↓ TranscriptDAUGHTER: Gosh, Mom! I just realized--you're right about everything!
MOM (thinking): I’ve dreamed of this day!
by John | May 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Our week-long Mother’s Day celebration continues because–hey, why not? And, yes, my mother’s a superior being. Hope yours is too!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I believe there’s order in the universe...and our lives are ruled by a superior being!
WOMAN: So, you know about…Mom!
by John | May 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
We’re celebrating Mother’s Day early this week. In fact, we’re celebrating mothers all week here on Last Kiss–in all our own twisted way!
↓ TranscriptMAN (talking to crying woman): Face it! You’ll never be as good as your mom…at making people feel guilty!
WOMAN: I can try!