Trust Me

Trust Me

On the other hand, if you always lie then at least you’re dependable liar (or politician.) It’s when you only lie some of the time that people don’t trust you.

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WOMAN: If you'd just trust me...then I wouldn't have to lie to you!

MAN: Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?


Clean Living Gets Smudged

Clean Living Gets Smudged

Filthy rich? Sounds good. But right now I think a lot of us would settle for something more modest.

Like being filthy able-to-afford-a-pizza-on-Saturday-night. Or maybe even just filthy able-to-pay-the-bills-without-hocking-Grandma’s-dentures.

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WELL-DRESSED WOMAN TO MAN AS THEY COME OUT OF NIGHT CLUB: I like good, clean living! But I’ll settle for filthy rich!

Leprechaun Love

Leprechaun Love

Why I’m celebrating St. Patrick’s Day this year–with extra gusto:

Twenty-five years ago on St. Patrick’s Day, my wife went insane. Instead of screaming and running out of the church, she married me. So St. Pat’s Day is always a major event in our home. This year we’re celebrating a quarter century of Shelagh having a lapse in judgment and somehow being happily married to me. So far, so good

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CAPTION: Breakfast Cereal Theater presents: Leprechaun Love -- a tale of sugar-coated romance!

WOMAN (EMBRACING MAN): You’re always after me lucky charms!

MAN (EMBRACING WOMAN): they’re magically delicious!

Not-so-high finance

Not-so-high finance

I’ve been looking for an excuse to use this comic for a long time and here it is. Lucky Friday the 13th. Let’s chase the gloom away with a disaster comic. If you can laugh about the economy, it’s not that bad, right? Sure…

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CAPTION: If the economy was a plane flight…

PILOT ON INTERCOM: …you may experience mild turbulence!

STEWARDESS: …Free barf bags for everyone!

PASSENGER: Is it too late to call my broker?

Watchmen Part2

Watchmen Part2

Grr. I still haven’t seen the movie yet. I’ve been short on time and dealing with a neck/back problem that’s going to make sitting in a theater for a three-hour movie a test of endurance. So what’s the verdict, folks? Is the movie a masterpiece worth seeing? Or a pain in the neck?

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CAPTION #1: Who watches the Watchmen? People like you!

PANEL 1
CAPTION #2: People who know how to prioritize!

MAN SEATED IN MOVIE THEATER: oh no! My doctor just texted me! my lab results show I…

WOMAN SEATED BESIDE HIM WATCHING MOVIE: Shh! I can’t hear...the explosions and screams for mercy!

PANEL 2
CAPTION 3: People who know enough…is never enough!

MAN: We’ve watched it 12 times! Can we go home now...and pretend our marriage still has a chance?

WOMAN: Thirteen’s my lucky number!

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