by John | May 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
I know it’s a little early in the year for a beach scene, but I couldn’t wait any longer. I’ve been wanting to use this gag for a long time!
↓ TranscriptMAN--whistling at beautiful woman in bathing suit as she walks by.
WOMAN (thinking): Why can't he just ignore me? I'm ignoring him!
WOMAN (thinking again): Gosh, I hope he knows I'm not thinking about him.
by John | Apr 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…
↓ TranscriptMAN: Well? I'm waiting? What's for dinner, woman?
YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!
OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!
by John | Apr 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
This charming family will be back in the next Last Kiss comic. Can things get any weirder? Find out Wednesday!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Me? Take a bath? Why? are we going somewhere this month?
WOMAN: Not anywhere together...that’s for sure!
SECOND WOMAN (man's mother): Son, I knew ya should'a...eloped with Cousin Bertha! Marryin' outsiders never works out!
by John | Apr 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
You can’t eat your 401k…or can you?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (walking in door with bag of groceries): To heck with stocks! I invested in dinner!
by John | Apr 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic is my twisted way of congratulating (and kidding) my wife on attaining dual-citizenship. I’m not quite sure why she wanted to become Canadian, but it probably has something to do with having beaver blood in her veins. (Both of her parents were Canucks.)
So break out the maple syrup and congrats to Shelagh!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: You’re from Canada? Cool! That’s up by the border isn’t it…near Mexico?
MAN: Eh?
