by John | Apr 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
While goofing off…er, doing research for today’s comic, I was reading up about about April Fool’s Day and I came across this video which apparently ran on the BBC on April 1, 2008. It’s all absolutely real. Trust me. Would I (and the BBC) kid you?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I was worried at first, but then he explained...you can’t
get pregnant on April Fool’s Day!
by John | Mar 30, 2009 | Uncategorized
With friends like these…
↓ TranscriptDENTIST: Don’t think of me as your dentist! Think of me as a friend…who sticks his fingers in your mouth...and pokes you with sharp objects!
by John | Mar 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s always nice when someone makes that little extra effort for your birthday!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man enters a room and finds three young men tied up.
TIED UP GUY #1: Surprise!
MAN ENTERING ROOM: For me? Gosh! And I thought you forgot my birthday!
TIED UP GUY #2 (thinks): Oh, boy! I hope he unwraps me first!
by John | Mar 25, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (on sofa to several men): Gosh! I’ve never had this much fun with my clothes on!
by John | Mar 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
Afloat in romance…
Like the guy in this week’s comic, I sometimes have trouble reaching my destination. (I once ended up in Scotland by accident. No, I’m not kidding.)
With this in mind–to make sure that we actually went somewhere (without mishap) and celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary in style–Shelagh bought us the most fool-proof vacation you can get: a cruise.
So last week we flew down to San Diego (without ending up in Scotland) and took a four-day cruise that included stops at Catalina Island (truly gorgeous) and Ensenada, Mexico (not as impressive unless you’re into shopping for silver jewelry or quasi-legal drugs–which I’m not.) Amazingly, no international incidents occurred–that can be traced to me–and we generally had a terrific time!
↓ TranscriptMAN (ROWING IN BOAT): I promised you a honeymoon…and you’re going to get it!
WOMAN (IN BOAT): Darling, I think Europe is the other way!