A Friend Of The Fleet
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WOMAN (close-up): Don't wait up for me, Dear! The Fleet's in! I may not be back for days!
Maid To Please
Announcing the Last Kiss Maid Service: We take care of all your needs–whether you like it or not!
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CAPTION: Always eager to please, Millie was almost the perfect maid…
YOUNG WOMAN (to maid): You gave a flea bath to the dog?
MAID: Yup! And to your dad too!
YOUNG WOMAN (to maid): You gave a flea bath to the dog?
MAID: Yup! And to your dad too!
Deep Sea Divorce
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DIVER (about to be attacked by shark): Those gaping
jaws! that look of insatiable hunger!
DIVER (again): No! Wait! It’s just a shark!
DIVER (again): For a moment...I was afraid it was my ex-wife!
jaws! that look of insatiable hunger!
DIVER (again): No! Wait! It’s just a shark!
DIVER (again): For a moment...I was afraid it was my ex-wife!
Going Down The Organ Trail
Hopefully, before next month rolls around this guy will discover that you can read comics for free on the Internet! Otherwise, things could get messy…
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CAPTION: In the brutal, ancient past before web comics existed...
MAN (talking to mother of girl he's embracing): We're getting married! In fact...You're practically a Grandma!
MOTHER: Dream on! You can’t support a family! You spend all your money on comic books!
MAN: T-t-then I'll give up comics! I'll go cold Turkey!
CAPTION: "I took up smoking and drinking! Anything to keep
my mind off my cravings! But then...I had an idea!"
MAN: I can still buy comics...if I sell one of my kidneys!
MAN: But...what'll I do next month?
MAN (talking to mother of girl he's embracing): We're getting married! In fact...You're practically a Grandma!
MOTHER: Dream on! You can’t support a family! You spend all your money on comic books!
MAN: T-t-then I'll give up comics! I'll go cold Turkey!
CAPTION: "I took up smoking and drinking! Anything to keep
my mind off my cravings! But then...I had an idea!"
MAN: I can still buy comics...if I sell one of my kidneys!
MAN: But...what'll I do next month?
Graduate With Honors
If only getting a job was this easy…
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WOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
