by John | Jun 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hmm. I think I know what this guy should get for Father’s Day. Maybe if everyone in the family chips in then they can buy him a clue!
↓ TranscriptDAD: Birth control? Never heard of it!
DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!
by John | Jun 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I was going to use this art for a joke about the fear of flying. But I kept getting distracted by the guy’s cigarette. Nobody smokes on planes these days. A guy would have to be a real fanatic to even try. Hmm…
By the way, there really is a bill in Congress right now that would give the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate tobacco products. If it passes, things could get interesting!
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Three reasons why tobacco shouldn’t be regulated by the FDA!
GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!
GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!
GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!
by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
by John | Jun 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
by John | May 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
I skipped my own graduations (high school and college), but I’ve gone to other people’s–mostly notably my daughter’s last year when she got her degree in Computer Engineering at the University of Washington. And, yes, I’m still proud!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: College campus.
FATHER: We’re so proud!
FATHER (again): So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud!
DAUGHTER (in college graduation robe): I’m sure I’ll get tired of this...in a few hours!
