by John | Jun 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
If I wasn’t so humble, I’d have something to say about this comic.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I used to be vain and proud!
WOMAN (again): But now, I’m so humble!
WOMAN (again): I must be a saint...at least!
by John | Jun 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
Giraffe Girl was born one day when I found a story in my archive that literally made my jaw drop. The art was stunningly, unbelievably…bad!
I was sure I’d never be able to find a use for it. But then I took another look and noticed something weird. In every panel, the woman in the story had a ridiculously long neck. So I started thinking, what if I took one of the panels and made her neck even longer…
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Last Kiss Inc. is constantly searching for new, exciting characters to star in our little melodramas of love and lighthearted despair! We had high hopes for Giraffe Girl--”The Human Skyscraper!” Alas, she was just a one-story wonder!
GIRAFFE GIRL (has really long neck): I want a regular date...like an ordinary girl!
GIRAFFE GIRL: Let’s do something that won’t remind me that I’m special!
MAN: Sure! Wanna neck?
CAPTION: After her Last Kiss career fizzled, Giraffe Girl went on to become an adult film actress, starring in Deep Throat IV through VIII, until a tragic case of whiplash cut her career short!
by John | Jun 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
This guy isn’t the brightest of paternal role models, but I’m giving him another shot on Friday when he stars in another comic in honor of the best holiday of the year: Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptMAN (alarmed by sight of a young man and woman kissing): Stop! One of you might get pregnant!
by John | Jun 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m running a golden oldie today as I get caught up on my schedule. The interesting thing about this comic is that it’s always been wildly popular…with all the lawyers I know. And you probably thought they didn’t have a sense of humor…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): You can't fool me! You're a monster! I can feel the evil oozing from your pores!
MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!
by John | Jun 12, 2009 | Uncategorized
So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!
