Gosh! I wonder if being slightly engaged is like being “slightly pregnant.” On the other hand, do I really care? Oh, slightly…
As this three-part sequence has progressed the question I’ve been asked most is…is that guy Aquaman? Answer–no! I know he’s blond and he’s wearing orange, but I can’t understand how anyone could mistake him for Aquaman.
Instead, he’s Aquaman’s cousin (They’re identical cousins in every way!) AquaJerk! All the bad “Aquaman” comics you’ve ever read? They actually featured AquaJerk instead!
So, if he wants a second kiss, the first one better be great!
Can you dump someone before the first date? Stay tuned (or tooned) for the another exciting, action-packed episode in just two days!
It always strikes me as bizarre that in the movies a woman removes her glasses (or has them removed) and suddenly, the chump she’s with discovers that she’s beautiful. And then–and this is the truly crazy part–she doesn’t wear or need her glasses for the rest of the movie. Did her eyesight suddenly improve?
Hmm. If that’s all it takes then I have a message for all the women who wear glasses and are reading this. You’re beautiful, gorgeous and a sight to behold. Cured? Great. I’ll send you my bill!
