by John | Jul 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: The secret origin of...Dead Damsel!
CAPTION (2): The super heroine who never says die...
CAPTION (3): Or anything else anymore!
DEAD DAMSEL: Golly! I’ve been bitten by a radioactive snake!
DEAD DAMSEL (again): I wonder what amazing super powers
I’ll develop!
DEAD DAMSEL (again): The amazing ability to stop breathing...and turn blue, you nitwit!
by John | Jul 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure why this guy is still smiling. Maybe he enjoys sexual frustration and begging. Or maybe he’s smiling while he plans his escape…and inches backwards towards the door!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): You don’t have to beg for sex, sweetie! There’ll be plenty of time for that after we’re married
by John | Jul 19, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptScene description: Mother holding baby talking to someone off-panel.
MOTHER: It’s your turn to change him, dear!
OFF-SCREEN PARENT: Is not!
MOTHER: Is too!
BABY (thinking): Why call it “change?” It’s always the same!
by John | Jul 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMaking a deposit? Great! Maybe I’ll get paid this week!
by John | Jul 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
I don’t know if you found today’s comic funny, but I’m going to pretend that you did. Now I’m pretending that everyone is telling me how funny it is. You’re so kind. Thank you. (It would be rude if I didn’t pretend to be grateful!) No, really. You’re too kind!
↓ TranscriptMAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?
WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Pretending to Be Awake: John Lustig
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