by John | Aug 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
This is going to be a lot funnier if you actually know who Eddie Haskell is–or was.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young man talks to the mother of his date.
MAN: Gosh, Mrs. Trustbody, I can certainly see where your daughter got her gorgeous smile!
MRS. TRUSTBODY: Eddie Haskell, of all the boys who’ve lied to me...you’re my favorite!
by John | Aug 26, 2009 | Uncategorized
Life is so simple when you just keep to the basics. Good friends, plenty of money and a maid…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dancing with a man.
WOMAN: I’m not high maintenance anymore! I’ve got a maid now!
by John | Aug 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
Believe it or not, this is loosely based on a comment I heard someone make once. No, I don’t know if the woman was kidding…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: As a young woman cries, she's comforted by her mother.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
by John | Aug 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
I guess you only taser the ones you love…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dreaming of a smiling man.
MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN (thinking as she dreams): I’m sure he’ll say that...next time! Tasering me all those other times was just an accident!
by John | Aug 19, 2009 | Uncategorized
Writing a gag for art that has no visible people in it is always a challenge. For a long time now, I’ve been wanting to come up with a great gag for this piece of art. This is the best I’ve come up with (so far) that’s reasonably clean!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Passenger jet dives steeply towards the water and then pulls up at the last second.
PILOT: HA!
PILOT (again): I saved us...at the last second!
PILOT (again): See? I told ya...
PILOT (again): I'm not hopelessly drunk!
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