Dangerous Damsel?
Such beauty brings strife!
Quick! Run for your life!
Beware! Don’t stare!
Too late! Here comes your wife!
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Look out! I’m beautiful…and I’m not
afraid to use it!
afraid to use it!
Distracted at the Dance
Even though she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the “rhythm method” without any music, Foxy LeTrotsky never lost her passion for fancy footwork.
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SCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.
WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!
WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!
Beautiful Me
Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.
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SCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!
Sob Queen
I love this art. Why? Because it’s subtle and understated–just like all my humor…
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SCENE: Woman crying--hard!!
WOMAN: Oh, don't mind me! I'm just in love!
WOMAN: Oh, don't mind me! I'm just in love!
Time for…a Drink?
No time to think. No time to drink. Well, maybe I’ll have just one…
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SCENE: Woman appears to have a headache or at least be having a really bad day!
WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!
WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!
