Distracted at the Dance

Distracted at the Dance

Even though she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the “rhythm method” without any music, Foxy LeTrotsky never lost her passion for fancy footwork.

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SCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.

WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!

Beautiful Me

Beautiful Me

Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.

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SCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.

WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!

Sob Queen

Sob Queen

I love this art. Why? Because it’s subtle and understated–just like all my humor…

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SCENE: Woman crying--hard!!

WOMAN: Oh, don't mind me! I'm just in love!

Time for…a Drink?

Time for…a Drink?

No time to think. No time to drink. Well, maybe I’ll have just one…

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SCENE: Woman appears to have a headache or at least be having a really bad day!

WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!

If Life’s a Journey…

If Life’s a Journey…

Of course, everyone must have their own version of this “If life’s a journey” theme. After extensive thought (for almost 10 seconds) here’s mine:

If life’s a journey, I want to travel first class with a plane full of comic cheerleaders. (Instead of cheering for sports teams, they’d cheer for comic creators.) Their hobbies would include giving massages, jumping jacks and chess.

What’s your version of “If life’s a journey?”

Post your ideas here in the comments section below this comic. Have fun, but keep your remarks relatively clean–PG13 or at least a soft R-rated–because…hey, you never know. Your mom might read this.

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SCENE: Woman at airport. She's just exited a plane.

WOMAN: If life’s a journey, I want a better seat…and free cocktails!

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