Honeymoon Blues

Honeymoon Blues

by | Apr 1, 2010 | Uncategorized

Darn sex manuals. How dare they put out editions that are upside down…

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CAPTION: It was the sort of honeymoon my mother had always warned me about--painful and boring!

SCENE: Man and woman standing on rickety pier. He has her hands on each side of her face.

MAN: B-but It's not my fault! The sex manual was upside down! I'm almost sure of it!

WOMAN: I-I guess we could try again!

PANEL 2, SCENE: Man and woman embrace, smiling.

MAN: That’s the spirit! And this time, I'll try not to cry so much!

WOMAN: Actually, I kind of liked that part!

She’s Mastered Her Tasks!

She’s Mastered Her Tasks!

by | Mar 30, 2010 | Uncategorized

This is loosely based on something said (in a very public forum) by a real person. In fact, at the time, she was a comic book editor.  I’ve never been sure if she was serious.

But she and her husband broke up shortly after that. So you have to wonder…

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WOMAN (talking to man): Sure I can multi task! I do it all the time during sex!

Family (Sorta) Planning!

Family (Sorta) Planning!

by | Mar 28, 2010 | Uncategorized

It’s not like it’s a big commitment or anything…

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WOMAN: I misplaced my dog! And my guppies flushed themselves down the drain!

WOMAN: But…sure! Let's have kids!

Queen of the Worrywarts!

Queen of the Worrywarts!

by | Mar 25, 2010 | Uncategorized

Her motto: Things are never so good that they can’t get worse.

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WOMAN (crying): I just won $10 million in the lottery...again! And today’s
a national holiday in my honor! But I just know something will go wrong... someday!

Tattoo Adieu!

Tattoo Adieu!

by | Mar 23, 2010 | Uncategorized

In the coming years, I expect a lot of women are going to dump this guy. I hope his chest is big enough to list all of ’em!

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SCENE: Man and woman speaking.

MAN: I had your name tattooed on my chest!

WOMAN: Cool! So we’ll be together forever--even after I dump you!

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