by John | Feb 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
I hate it when you forget whom you’re sleeping with. It makes thank you notes so difficult!
↓ TranscriptYoung man is smiling at a young woman in a party dress. She coming down the stairs towards him.
HIM: It’s not just sex! I really love you, Mary!
HER: My name’s Marsha! But close enough!
by John | Feb 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN TO MAN: Sure, I like people! It's just men that I find disgusting!
by John | Feb 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
I’m interested. Now where’s my money?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): I’m like a bank! The more money you deposit..the more interest you get!
by John | Feb 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Congratulations to winner Gordon Pyke (and to everyone who took part in the contest.)
Second Place honors went to Jeff Willis for his submission: MAN: I feel faint. WOMAN: You should put your head between my knees.
Third Place bragging rights went to Gale Grove for the following dialog: MAN (thinking): I knew that she was a real women when she opened the beer with her tongue.
Special thanks to Orson Scott Card for writing the opening caption and setting the scene for the contest comic.
There were lots of great submissions that didn’t win prizes, but that are well worth reading. Some of my favorites are here.
↓ TranscriptCaption by Orson Scott Card
Dialog by Gordon Pyke
SCENE: A man and woman are picnicking below a tree. The man is on his back and has his head is in the woman's lap. He's holding a beverage in one hand. The woman smiles and looks down at him.
CAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
WOMAN: I guess climbing trees isn’t your thing, honey! Why don’t you try something easier…like me?
by John | Feb 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A beautiful woman cries and stares at a letter carrier as he takes some mail out of a box and looks back at her.
WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!
MALE LETTER CARRIER: Well...uh, not every man!
