Fourth of July Lust
Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!
WOMAN: Fireworks are like sex! I only like them in the dark…outside with large crowds!
Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!
If your Friday is more casual than this, please consider working at home today.
Of course, every Friday is “Casual Friday” for me. For me, Thursdays are always “Pajamas ‘Til Noon Thursdays.” And tomorrow is “Feel Like Getting Dressed Saturday?”
Actually, this comic is in 3D. You just need to stare at it for a few hours (without blinking) to see it properly. Whoops! You blinked! Better start over…
Dear Future Celebrities:
Good news. You can become famous quickly and ridiculously easy. Here’s how:
Just do something outrageous. Do it in public. Throw in a bit of stupidity and sex (or violence) and — bingo. Instant fame. Enjoy it…while it lasts!
Or you can do something worthwhile. If you get famous for that then great! If not, well…at least you won’t be a total jerk!
So much to read–so many ways to not have time to read it!
(But, sure! I would love an iPad.)