The Trouble With Men
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Closeup of a woman crying.
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
Oh, if only life were this simple. You fall in love on Facebook. You get married on MySpace. You honeymoon on Photobucket.
Later, you sneak over to Twitter and have a brief, slam-bam (140-characters, ma’am!) affair. Incriminating photos are posted on Flickr.
Things get nasty on LiveJournal. Everyone finds out through StumbleUpon. And your divorce is broadcast on YouTube…
Start to finish, the romance only takes–what? Thirty minutes?
Now funny in German too!

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “Fooling with Love” in First Kiss #7, Feb. 1959. Published by Charlton.