Fourth of July Lust

Fourth of July Lust

Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!

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SCENE: Woman surrounded by flashing lights.

WOMAN: Fireworks are like sex! I only like them in the dark…outside with large crowds!

Under Where?

Under Where?

If your Friday is more casual than this, please consider working at home today.

Of course, every Friday is “Casual Friday” for me. For me, Thursdays are always “Pajamas ‘Til Noon Thursdays.” And tomorrow is “Feel Like Getting Dressed Saturday?”

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SCENE: Woman looking sad.

WOMAN: I thought Casual Fridays meant no underwear!

Credits: Art by Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 Last Kiss Inc

Better Than 3D! It’s Real Life!

Better Than 3D! It’s Real Life!

Actually, this comic is in 3D. You just need to stare at it for a few hours (without blinking) to see it properly. Whoops! You blinked! Better start over…

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SCENE: A very attractive woman is talking and smiling to a wide-eyed man who's looking down towards her chest.

WOMAN: I’m better than 3d! I’m 36 Double D!

The Fast Lane to Reality TV? Unreal!

The Fast Lane to Reality TV? Unreal!

Dear Future Celebrities:

Good news. You can become famous quickly and ridiculously easy. Here’s how:

Just do something outrageous. Do it in public. Throw in a bit of stupidity and sex (or violence) and — bingo. Instant fame. Enjoy it…while it lasts!

Or you can do something worthwhile. If you get famous for that then great! If not, well…at least you won’t be a total jerk!

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SCENE: Man and woman talking to a young woman.

MAN: As actors we can’t get arrested! But as bank robbers we’ll
become reality TV stars...

WOMAN: If we don't get shot first!

iPad, I Guess!

iPad, I Guess!

So much to read–so many ways to not have time to read it!

(But, sure! I would love an iPad.)

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SCENE: Man and woman smile at each other. Books in the background.

MAN: I’ve gone digital! Now I can carry around all the books I’ll never read!

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