by John | Jul 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
I thought you were my friend. <Sniff!> But if you don’t like me on Facebook–where bosom buddies are only a mouse click away–are we really friends?
Oh, crud! Why are you putting me through this? Other people pretend to like me. Why not you too?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman sitting at a computer.
WOMAN: Sure! I’ll drive you to the hospital...if I ever get off facebook! ’Til then,
try to stop bleeding so much!
by John | Jul 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
Unlike the lady above, I’m pretty sure I’m a cartoon character. (Or at least a character of some sort.)
And you’re welcome to stare at me–especially this week while I’m at Comic-Con International (July 21-25) in San Diego.
I’ll be spending most of my time at the Last Kiss Entertainment table #E08, but I’ll also be doing signings at the other end of the hall at the World Famous Comics booth #5560.
Love and Last Kisses,
John
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Distraught woman crying hysterically!
WOMAN: Stop staring! What do you think I am...a cartoon character?
by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
by John | Jul 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
On sale today–through eternity! Stock up now and save!!
(See another Last Kiss comic about the BP oil spill here.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: In the background, a vendor on the beach is selling something that looks like popsicles. In the foreground, a man and woman (both wearing bathing suites) look at the vendor and talk.
VENDOR: Cool down and clean up the Gulf! Enjoy a delicious, nutrient-free...Oilsicle!®
WOMAN: Only a moron would fall for...
MAN (next to her): Oh, boy! I want mine with extra crude!
CAPTION (below the comic): Oilsicles!® Made fresh from new oil that washes ashore every day! Hmm hmm good!
by John | Jul 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
I feel for you–if you feel for me!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to Man): How do you feel
MAN: With both hands...if you let me!
