by John | Dec 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sign up for Frequent Lover Miles today and receive a free flight to ecstasy!*
(*Taxes, baggage fees and seats are extra.)
aviation
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing at the airport on the tarmac. In the background is a small passenger plane.
MAN: ...and, since I’m a pilot, you’ll earn frequent lover miles!
by John | Dec 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sure…as long as I can pretend you’re someone else.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking back at someone.
WOMAN: Would it help if I pretended to enjoy sex?
by John | Dec 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
I get lost easily. So I’m definitely willing to take directions, but…
I’m not really good at following them. Seriously. I once went to Scotland…
by accident.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing.
MAN: I'm not lost! But I"ll take directions.
Art by Vince Colletta studio.
by John | Dec 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
Before you criticize anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they’re a mile away and barefoot.
–Anonymous
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman on the street in high heels.
WOMAN: The real crime isn’t streetwalking! It's these [comic book swearing] high heels!
by John | Dec 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
In the future, you should’ve read this by now.
If you haven’t read this by now then…please read it right away. Otherwise you may be stuck in the past–forever!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding some papers and making an announcement.
WOMAN: This just in! Time travel works...in the future!
