Steal My Heart? No Problem!
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WOMAN: You can steal my heart! But hands off my credit cards!
Under Where? Not There!
Cartoon Hunt Contest!
Does this art look familiar? It should. I’ve used it before. But last time one of the characters looked, well…a bit less healthy.
I thought it’d be fun to see how long it takes my readers to find the previous comic in my archive. So I’m giving away a prize.
The first person who finds the comic and posts a link in the comment section of my site here wins five Last Kiss greeting cards. (If you have trouble posting a link then at least post the date and name of the comic.)
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SCENE: Man is behind a woman and calls out because he recognizes--although he can't see her face. She looks surprised.
MAN: Hey, I recognize you!
WOMAN: Gee! Did I forget to wear underwear again?
Art by John Tartaglione
MAN: Hey, I recognize you!
WOMAN: Gee! Did I forget to wear underwear again?
Art by John Tartaglione
Bare Business!
With apologies to Irving Berlin — and music lovers everywhere…
There’s no business like bare-ly show business — like no business I know!
Everything about it is revealing, everything the coppers will allow!
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are peeling and hear an extra “Wow!”
There’s no people like bare-ly show people, they smile when g-strings fall low!
Even for a geezer who’s about to fold–halfway gone, begun to mold,
As long as you’ve got cash or a sack of gold, we’ll go on with the show!
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SCENE: Woman reading a newspaper -- the Dayton City Paper.
WOMAN: Good news, Mom! We’re back in show business! The strip club is hiring again!
Art by Vince Colletta
WOMAN: Good news, Mom! We’re back in show business! The strip club is hiring again!
Art by Vince Colletta
Direct Deposit Birthdays
Birthday cards appreciated, but not required with every deposit.
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WOMAN: Instead of blackmail, consider it a birthday gift that you’ll be giving me…several times a year!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Don’t Feel Guilty
Last Kiss Philosophy #1:
I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again—whatever “it” is.
And—when I break my promise and do it anyway–you won’t have to worry.
Because next time—since I really care about you—I’ll do a much better job of not getting caught.
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WOMAN: Please! Don’t feel guilty!
MAN: I don't!
WOMAN: Really? Even though it's all your fault!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
MAN: I don't!
WOMAN: Really? Even though it's all your fault!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
