by John | Feb 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”
Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.
WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?
MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!
by John | Feb 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!
by John | Jan 30, 2011 | Uncategorized
In case anyone’s keeping track, this is the third of three aviation gags I’ve done over the last week. This seemed like a good place to stop!
↓ TranscriptA woman and a man are seated next to each other and talking in a passenger plane.
WOMAN: It’s true! I can see the future…us together deeply in love…in two minutes…in a little room marked “Occupied!”
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
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by John | Jan 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
This wouldn’t be so bad, but they’re on their honeymoon.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Face of Love” in First Kiss #19, 1961.
Transcript:
A well-dressed woman and a man in a suit are talking. In the background, there’s a plane flying.
MAN: Let’s fly away and never come back!
WOMAN: Sure! You go first!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Keywords: aviation
Art Code: 19.2.3.1
↓ TranscriptA well-dressed woman and a man in a suit are talking. In the background, there's a plane flying.
MAN: Let’s fly away and never come back!
WOMAN: Sure! You go first!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Keywords: aviation
Art Code: 19.2.3.1
by John | Jan 25, 2011 | Uncategorized
Speaking of old friends, my pal Ed Smith gave me an incredible birthday present today (Jan. 25.) For the last few centuries–I exaggerate only slightly–he’s been working on a Last Kiss animated cartoon.
But no more. Today, the cartoon is officially finished.
It’s just a few minutes of fun with Flash-style animation, but–holy exclamation marks, I’m excited about this!!!
Ed came up with some great gags and visuals that really moved my story along. And actress/pal Sharon Parker’s reading of the line “Oh, I like it!” may be the sexist thing I’ve heard since my wife said “I do.”
It’ll be at least a week (probably two) before I post the animation on the web. (Hey, I’ve got press releases to write and bloggers to blackmail first.)
But I promise to have the cartoon up and running in time for the traditional Last Kiss national holiday–St. Valentine’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman standing alone at an airport. She's talking to someone who's off panel.
WOMAN: I don’t sleep with strangers!
WOMAN (again): But I’m sure we’ll be old friends…by the end of the flight!
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