by John | Jan 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? No need for a restraining order. She still wants to be friends with you!
↓ TranscriptSAD WOMAN: sure I’ll forgive you...
someday...
Possibly after you die mysteriously!
After all...I don’t hold grudges!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
You wouldn’t want to see her when she’s really upset. Seriously.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman is hiding her face in her hands. She's obviously very upset.
WOMAN: Don’t be silly! If I was really a drama queen I’d be upset!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man at a tropical hotel.
CAPTION: Are you too depressed to think straight?
CAPTION: Too rich to spend all your money?
CAPTION: Too gullible to stop reading now?
CAPTION: Then Last Kiss To Go is the vacation company you’ve been waiting for!
CAPTION: We guarantee we’ll keep your money whether you’re happy or not!
MAN: I’m still depressed,
but spending a fortune to come here was worth it!
MAN (again): Now I’ve got a tan!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Dec 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year, Everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman is packing a suitcase as her mother watches.
DAUGHTER: I’ll make a new start…In a town where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!
MOM: Well, that leaves out the entire West Coast!
DAUGHTER: You’re forgetting about Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!
MOM: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!
by John | Dec 28, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?
MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!
SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!
ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
