by John | Feb 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
Sometimes it’s a good thing to be wrong.
The trick is to be wrong about the right things.
Of course, it’s also good to be right about the right things. But being wrong about the wrong things is just–wrong! Right?
↓ TranscriptMAN: I don’t deserve you!
WOMAN: Finally...something we can agree on!
by John | Feb 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
Next up, speed stalking and speed restraining order!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I can’t bear to leave you! And yet…
WOMAN: We’re speed dating, Dude!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Feb 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think the digital age is still young enough that most people will recognize that bulky, yellow appliance as a corded phone. But in a few years…who knows?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking on an old-fashioned (pre-digital), corded phone handset.
WOMAN: The perks? The job comes with a fancy, new phone! And
guess what? No roaming charges!
by John | Feb 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”
Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.
WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?
MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!
by John | Feb 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.
BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!