That’s Right! You’re Wrong!

That’s Right! You’re Wrong!

Sometimes it’s a good thing to be wrong.

The trick is to be wrong about the right things.

Of course, it’s also good to be right about the right things. But being wrong about the wrong things is just–wrong! Right?

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MAN: I don’t deserve you!

WOMAN: Finally...something we can agree on!

Speedy Love

Speedy Love

Next up, speed stalking and speed restraining order!

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MAN: I can’t bear to leave you! And yet…

WOMAN: We’re speed dating, Dude!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

No phone? Have a Phone-y!

No phone? Have a Phone-y!

I think the digital age is still young enough that most people will recognize that bulky, yellow appliance as a corded phone. But in a few years…who knows?

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SCENE: Woman talking on an old-fashioned (pre-digital), corded phone handset.

WOMAN: The perks? The job comes with a fancy, new phone! And
guess what? No roaming charges!

Remotely Controlled

Remotely Controlled

Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”

Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!

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SCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.

WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?

MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!

Weighting for the Wedding

Weighting for the Wedding

Remember, kids, never get married on an empty stomach…or completely sober!

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SCENE: Just married, a bride and groom kiss.

BRIDE (thinks): Thank God! At last I can gain weight!

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