by John | Apr 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
Another beautiful piece of art by the late Dick Giordano!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman are in front of a fireplace. Yes, there is a cozy fire!
WOMAN (thinking): Golly! I should pretend to be a virgin more often!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Mar 31, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man is underwater and holding a knife. Rushing towards him is a shark.
CAPTION: How to prepare a romantic, sushi dinner--the Last Kiss way!
MAN (thinking): “Step One: Make sure your fish is fresh!”
Inks by Sal Trapani
MAN:
by John | Mar 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man is about to buy a ticked at the ticket booth of a movie theater.
MAN: Sure I’m a student! But I could
be a senior citizen...if that’s cheaper!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Mar 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Mar 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
In comic books, sometimes people just kiss.
But more often they think and kiss at the same time. They think about whether they’re kissing the right person. They think about whether they can pay the rent; pass their math test; or even conquer the universe.
Now maybe you do all those things when you kiss, but I don’t. Not if it’s a really good kiss.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing on a tropical beach.
WOMAN (thinking): Is he the boy I'll love...forever?
MAN (thinking): Is she the girl who proves...I'm gay...forever?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
