Happy Together
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WOMAN (to man): One of
us could be very happy together!
Inks by Dick Giordano
us could be very happy together!
Inks by Dick Giordano
Blind Date? Surprise!
In the age of Google, does anyone still go on “blind” dates?
All it takes is a quick web search and—behold! Your “mystery date” is no longer a mystery. You know exactly what your perfect date looks like. Right now.
Or is it 20 years ago?
Hey! Has that been Photoshopped?
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MAN (to woman): You’re
the most wonderful woman who ever lived!
WOMAN (thinking): It’s a
miracle! A blind date with...perfect vision!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
the most wonderful woman who ever lived!
WOMAN (thinking): It’s a
miracle! A blind date with...perfect vision!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
I’ll Marry You (Probably) Someday!
By the way, about the honeymoon…I may be busy that weekend. Do you mind going alone?
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WOMAN TO MAN: I'd love to help you plan our wedding! But right now...I've got a date!
Fantastic Flattery
Of course, flattery would never work on someone as brilliant as you. You’d know right away if I was just buttering you up–because you’re so wonderful!
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SCENE: Man speaking to a woman.
MAN: Good news, Gorgeous! Flattery works!
MAN: Good news, Gorgeous! Flattery works!
Cavity Search and Found
Oh, crud. Running this gag made me realize that I’m long overdue for a visit to my own dentist’s torture chamber. (I got the reminder card a year or so ago–and promptly forgot about it.) Time for an appointment. Arrrgh
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SCENE: Woman smiling in dentist chair. Dentist is standing next to her and smiling.
WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!
Art by Dick Giordano
WOMAN: I’ve had dates fill my cavities before...but never like this!
Art by Dick Giordano
