It’s Not My Fault!

It’s Not My Fault!

If this isn’t funny, it’s probably not your fault. So don’t feel bad. I don’t blame you.

You’re probably just tired. Get some rest and read it again tomorrow. It’ll be funnier then. If it isn’t–then it really is your fault!

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MAN: It’s not my fault! You're the one who married me!

Ms. Miserable

Ms. Miserable

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SCENE: Woman crying.

CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!

WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just
know something will go wrong tomorrow!

CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!

Inked by Dick Giordano

Sitting Pretty?

Sitting Pretty?

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SCENE: Woman sitting in a room.

WOMAN: I’m sitting pretty! But I
prefer...on-my-back gorgeous!

Shh! Don’t Tell Anyone, But…

Shh! Don’t Tell Anyone, But…

Will she tell? That’s my secret…

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WOMAN: Sure! I can keep a secret! Ask anyone!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Cocktail Therapy

Cocktail Therapy

Office Therapy Hours: M-Th 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Happy Hours Therapy: The rest of the time!

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SCENE: Woman and man drinking.

WOMAN: As your therapist, I disapprove! But as a girl you met in a bar...I’m available!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

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